Jason Ishibashi

Cee Lo’s F*** You, Computer Style

This goes out to all you frustrated computer users out there, especially @BandCrab.

I hear your thrashing hard drive
And your whirling fan,
And I’m like, “Fuck You!”
Ooo, ooo, oooo
I guess the Windows Update
Just wasn’t enough
I’m like, “Fuck You!
And fuck Bill too.”
 
I said,
“If I was richer, I’d get a new laptop(desktop)”
Ha, now ain’t you some shit?
(Ain’t you some shit?)
And because there’s pain in my head
I just wish you were dead
With a, “Fuck You!”
Ooo, ooo, oooo
 
Yeah, I’m hatin’
You keep me waitin’
Printing really shouldn’t be a feat.
I guess I’m expectant; you’re procrastinatin’
Now here comes the Control-Alt-Delete.
I pity the fool
That has to use you
(Oh shit, it’s got spyware)
Well
(Just thought you should be aware)
Oooooooooh
I’ve got some news for you,
Yeah go run and tell your little hard drive.

30 March 2011 ·

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• Funny
• Cee Lo Green
• Parody

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